Okay, so cow farts increase atmospheric methane which helps to deplete the ozone layer which contributes to global warming. I guess I have to accept that; there’s certainly nothing we can do about it. But then we learned that divorce damages the environment and also contributes to the warming of the planet.

Now I find out that kudzu also plays a part in my imminent demise.

Okay, so here’s the rub– nobody has figured out how to get rid of the pesky plant; and now we learn that it really is out to get us.

I guess we’re doomed. Or does my pessimism also contribute to global warming?

Researchers say kudzu may contribute to climate change | ajc.com