In its never-ending campaign to eliminate discrimination and classism in the animal kingdom, the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) has launched a campaign to rename `fish` to something more lovable… their preference is `sea kittens`:

…[F]ish need to fire their PR guy—stat. Whoever was in charge of creating a positive image for fish needs to go right back to working on the Britney Spears account and leave our scaly little friends alone. You’ve done enough damage, buddy. We’ve got it from here. And we’re going to start by retiring the old name for good. When your name can also be used as a verb that means driving a hook through your head, it’s time for a serious image makeover. And who could possibly want to put a hook through a sea kitten?

This campaign and all of the other lunacy that emanates from PETA isn’t about elevating the status of animals, but about knocking humans off their pedestal as the superior species. One day, I plan to explain why people like PETA members exist, but suffice it for now to say that they are some of the best evidence that God really exists.

PETA // Save the Sea Kittens // About The Campaign

Meanwhile, local dog lovers plan to hold a candlelight vigil for a puppy that was found dead in Duluth….

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